Cherry Cherry Boom Boom

I went back to Ipoh this past weekend only to discover that my mom has grandchildren.

No really. Her cat, Tam gave birth to two lovely kittens two weeks ago. And since my mom no longer has small humans running around the house to stave off boredom (she's retired lol), she has to make do with cats.

Tam looks exactly like Chuck, except she's a girl, obviously, and her tail is kinked. She's also half Chuck's size, terribly clever, and harbours dreams of becoming a circus cat one day. She hates it when I bring my boys back to Ipoh because they are huge, horny and kinda bad ass looking. Tam's a teeny weeny little thing and previously she had reproductive issues, where her kittens are born cacat, blind etc. So this time round, looks like the kittens are gonna make it.



I shot the vid using my dad's newly bought Sony Bloggie PM-5.

It's a camcorder that's the same size as my handphone. I want one. I don't even know what I'm gonna use it for, but it'll be cool to have a camcorder I can put in my handbag. See something Youtube-worthy? 

*whip out camcorder* 

*shoot*

 *upload*

Cool, eh?

Hmm. I'm still broke. No more cool gadgets for me, for the time being.

My boys...

...are back.

In the space of 3 weeks:

• I crashed my car
• Chuck decided to compete in the Animalympics high dive event...although there was no pool
• Pat proved that he's straight after all, and went off to chase after girls

As of today:

• My car is ok now
• Chuck survived the fall, and kept regaling me with the tale (tail?) of his adventure (at least, I think so. Despite my cat-loving ways I have yet to decipher the secret language of Meow)
• Pat decided that maybe life on the prowl is not for him, and came back to my flat where I'm the only girl waiting for him. Hey, at least I can feed you Pat. That's something girl cats can't do, ha!

Not gonna post pics of my boys just yet because Pat needs a bath. Here's something much cooler:

ETA: Apsal gif file tak boleh berfungsi dlm blog ni? That robot is supposed to shoot lasers out of its eyes!

Lagi satu ETA: I'm taking Pat to the vet soonish for a little snip snip. Life in the wild has made him horny. I think he doesn't understand that Chuck is a boy just like him.

Boy cat + girl cat = baby cats 

Boy cat + boy cat = gender confusion and general gayness

In other words: PAT STOP TRYING TO MATE WITH CHUCK OKAY HE DOES NOT HAVE GIRL CAT PARTS 

Crisis

Aku selalu komplen yg hidup aku ni tak cukup exciting dan eventful untuk tulis dalam blog. That's why sebelum ni macam malas nak update. Nothing ever happens. Tapi bulan ni, bertimpa-timpa pulak events sampai aku nak tulis dalam blog pun tak sempat lol.

Mula-mula, aku pergi mengelamun dan langgar kereta orang. My excuse: I could have sworn there was a traffic light at the junction! Mimpi. Tu la. Ngelamun lagi.

Habis RM800 kat situ dan lagi RM900 utk bayar orang yg aku langgar tu. Bengong. 

Tanggal Jumaat 16 April 2010 adalah tarikh paling bersejarah dalam hidup kucing aku Chuck. Tetiba dia rasa daredevil dan terjun bangunan tanpa apa-apa safety harness/bungee cord/parachute. Alahai Chuck. Dah la makanan ko lagi mahal dari makanan aku (aku pun makan roti free je), ubat ko jangan cakap la. Bangkrap aku camni. Vet pulak bagitau belakang ko cedera dan ko taknak makan sampai kena manually feed. No, Chuck no. Please eat. I can't deal with this right now. Sian Pat dok sorang kat rumah. Sian ko, sebab kalau ko lumpuh macam mana aku nak jaga ko? Please get better. Please please please.

Shit, I'm crying now.

I'll continue later.