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Ugh.

Hurr durr derp derp

Just had to post this here. Listen to Adam, then listen to the guy after him, then the girl after that.

Kristen Stewart, please register for public speaking courses at your nearest community college, thank you.

You too, RPattz.

Attn: Twi-hards

READ THIS

Just stop writing, kthxbai.

Also:



If you count yourself as one of those people, I'm sorry for your life.

Oh, and one more thing:

Sparkle

Kak Munira punya latest entry inspired this.

Let's see now.

Humans falling in love with vampires - how original is this idea? Was Stephenie Meyer the first author to think of it?

Charlaine Harris started writing the Dead Until Dark series in 2001. The series was subsequently adapted to the TV show 'True Blood'. In this series, Sookie Stackhouse falls in love with a vampire.

Let's go even further back - L.J. Smith published The Vampire Diaries in 1991. The protagonist, Elena Gilbert is torn between two vampire brothers.

Stephenie Meyer published Twilight in 2005. I AM ASTOUNDED BY HER ORIGINALITY.

From Tumblr:

"Twilight is a four-part book series about a girl struggling to decide between beastiality and necrophilism"